Picture this: You walk into “What’s the deal with dispensaries?” A question that seems right out of a Seinfeld episode, doesn’t it? I mean, they’ve got this slightly odd yet inviting ambiance. Kind of like a coffee shop, but you’re not there for vanilla lattes or mocha frappuccinos. You’re there for something…greener. And it’s this definitive contrast that draws parallels to our illustrious dispensary – New Standard Nunica.
If there was a dispensary named after a Jerry Seinfeld comedy routine, it would be New Standard Nunica. Classy, with a healthy dash of hilarity; providing top-notch quality, with a side of laughs.
Remember the episode where Kramer accidentally becomes a part-time worker in a bagel shop because he wanted free bagels? Now, we’re not saying anything about free products here (although our loyalty program is pretty dandy). But the idea of wandering into a place out of curiosity and suddenly becoming a part of it? It rings pretty true at New Standard Nunica.
Our selection is top-notch, rivaling that of even the Soup Nazi. No need to fret; we’re never going to shout, “No weed for you!” Instead, our expert budtenders will ensure you find the perfect product. Sativa, Indica, Hybrid, you name it – we’ve got it. And you can bet your bottom dollar they’re all as delectable as one of Elaine’s big salads.
But it’s not just about having a great selection, competitive prices, or even providing an environment where Costanza would consider moving in for a week. Nope. It’s also about becoming a cornerstone of the Nunica community. Like Monk’s Café where you can sit down, catch up with friends, and maybe engage in some harmless gossip about Newman.
We’re actively dedicated to enhancing the community we operate in, one puff at a time. We work with other local businesses, employing residents, and contributing to local causes – and we’re undoubtedly way more popular than Jerry’s puffy pirate shirt.
The quintessence of New Standard Nunica, much like the comedy routine of Jerry Seinfeld, comes from the finer nuances. A fine-tuned attention to quality and detail, making the ordinary, extraordinary – from our products to your experience.
So, “What is the deal with New Standard Nunica?” Well, it’s a unique kind of dispensary experience. One where you might come in for a pre-roll, and leave with perhaps, a new perspective, a hearty chuckle, and definitely, a hefty bag of Michigan’s finest cannabis products. And isn’t that just like a Seinfeld episode? Comes across as a show about nothing, but you leave with so much more.
Come see what we’re all about at our dispensary in Nunica, MI – where it’s always about more than “nothing.”